Bad Moms And Bad Computers Get Up To No Good

By on May 22, 2011 Leave a Comment
guilty-pleasure

My computer gets up to no good sometimes. I can’t really stop it or control it; it’s like she (of course she’s a she) has a mind of her own and there are just some days and evenings and mornings and afternoons when she demands – demands – that we not work and before you [...]

Behold, My People: The Internet’s Worst Parents

By on June 2, 2010 1 Comment
mom-scolding

My first thought when the I saw the headline for this video was, oh shit, am I on that list? Then I realized that I am just not that awesome. Or terrible. Or both. Behold, WORST PARENTS OF THE INTERNET ACCORDING TO HUMOR WRITERS WHO ARE NOT PARENTS, HUZZAH: . . Does Not Compute: The [...]

Happy Mother’s Day, Moms Who Rule Teh Interwebs! Love, Us.

By on May 9, 2010 Leave a Comment
cracked mothers

Obviously, these guys have no idea who Dooce is. (PS: Happy Mother’s Day!) * * * *

If Charlotte’s Web Were Reimagined By Hunter S. Thompson, It Would Be Way Less Awesome Than You’d Think

By on May 6, 2010 Leave a Comment
charlottes web gone smack

So, Cracked – which I read daily because, yes, I have the sensibility of a thirteen year old boy – has a round-up of worst-ever rip-offs of popular childrens’ animated films. It’s pretty awesome. Also, disturbing. but mostly awesome. Among them is a rip-off of Cars that features disturbing, if juvenile, sexual innuendo (headlights! oh, [...]

Bad Moms Know That ‘Child Vlogger’ Is Just Another Word For ‘Future Therapy Patient’

By on April 1, 2010 Leave a Comment
vlogger-jr

I’m just going to say one thing about the video – about child vloggers and the horrendous futures that await them – that is posted below: do not watch unless you won’t be offended by a tween Britney fan-vlogger being referred to as ‘a shaved squirrel with the gay gene cranked way up.’ Oh, and [...]

Sex & The Single Princess

By on March 18, 2010 Leave a Comment

Thought experiment: what would it look like if Cosmopolitan magazine did a very special Princess issue? Something like this, probably:

The 6 Creepiest Videos Aimed At Children: Wait, Where’s Barney?

By on January 5, 2010 3 Comments

Don't let your kids watch this. Also, don't drop acid before YOU watch this. You've been warned.