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When You Find Out It’s Not Guacamole

By on July 28, 2010 14 Comments
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As a mom to young children you get used to certain things. Unidentified goo under your fingernails, matted, unkempt hair, hairy armpits, legs and Oh My God Don’t Even Think That Your Bikini Area Will Be Properly Groomed. In fact, you’re never exactly sure when you last bathed. And we mostly accept these things as [...]

Filed under: Bad 101, Bad Features, Bad Stuff

When DIAPER FAIL Means Something Entirely Other Than Smelly Leakage

By on February 1, 2010 24 Comments

Okay, so if I asked you if you wanted your toddler to emulate David Beckham, you might say to yourself, oh, the soccer player? Sure! I'd love my child to get into soccer! and be tempted to say hell, yes, with the proviso that he or she not demand the back tattoos. But I'm guessing [...]

Filed under: Bad Doesn't Mean Stupid, Bad Rants, Speechless

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Not A Bad Mother. Just A Bad COOK.

By on November 9, 2009 Leave a Comment

Remind me to never to eat the cupcakes at Sarah Jessica Parker's house, because, seriously, when she says things like "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good" it makes me kinda never want to go near baked goods ever again. [...]

Filed under: Bad Moms Don't Judge, Even We Have Standards