Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
I’m not sure if all of you reading this celebrate Easter, but my family and I do. It involves an egg hunt and a basket of chocolate treats (Aside: My daughter asked me where the Easter Bunny gets his chocolate. I DON’T KNOW. I told her he probably got it at Wal-Mart), and it involves [...]
There are, of course, many things are more humiliating than being perp-walked by some bunnies and a couple of angry birds on the backlot at Universal Studios, but how many things are more awesome? Very few, I’d wager. Very few. (Universal Studios backlot. Pink Beret Bunny Task Force and Easter chicks on the scene.)
I don’t think I’ve enjoyed a movie that starred Tom Arnold since True Lies, and that was way back in 1994. Until now, that is. From the producers of “I Know What You Did Last Shrove Tuesday” and “The Cadbury Cream Eggxorcist” comes the “most violent Easter movie since The Passion of The Christ“… Peeps, [...]
I know, I know: when are the Muppets not feel-good? But really – take two parts Muppets and one part sappy song and one part big mean monster and a smidge of crazy back-up singers and mix them together in a big Henson blender and you get the video that follows, which will make you [...]
We all have a scary Santa photo – you know, a photo of a child, somewhere in the vicinity of a man with a fake beard and a red suit pretending to be Santa and terrifying the ever-loving crap out of the child in question – somewhere in our family photo albums. And for those [...]
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