Jennifer Aniston Stocks Up On Baby Food
Jennifer Aniston is stocking up on baby food – but it’s not for the reason you might think. The pureed stuff is for her. As you may have heard, Jennifer Aniston is rumored to be on the baby food diet by order of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson (who also works with Gwyneth ‘Gooptastic’ Paltrow.) Folks [...]
Bad Moms Dislike Gwyneth Paltrow, But Not That Much
I’m no fan of Gwyneth Paltrow, but even I found this Onion ‘news’ story about Gwyneth getting punched in the face to be a bit much. I mean, come on, people. Violence against women is never funny, unless it’s a fake Sarah Palin against Fake Tina Fey – okay, maybe a real wrestling match between [...]
What Would Happen If Spiderman Met Wes Anderson?
We’re on record here as being (for the most part) Wes Anderson fans. Heck, the man made Gwyneth Paltrow tolerable – in The Royal Tenenbaums – and that’s a feat in itself. And Rushmore? Classic. Anyway. What would happen if Wes Anderson directed the next installment of the Spiderman series? This video is a vision [...]
GOOPtastic: One More Reason To Be Irritated By Gwyneth Paltrow
I was just going to title this HA HA HA GWYNETH FAIL! but that seemed childish. Still, the news that Her Royal GOOPiness might have run afoul of the FTC's new blogger disclosure guidelines made me titter a little more gleefully than is, I suppose, appropriate for a grown woman.
