Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
I’m not sure what to make of this. The Mistress Of GOOP doing Cee-Lo? Does this mean that goody-two-shoes, oh-hey-I’m-perfect Gwyneth has – *gasp* – a bad side? That might be a sign of the coming Apocalypse. Keep your ears on alert for the clattering hooves of the Four Horsemen, people.
Jennifer Aniston is stocking up on baby food – but it’s not for the reason you might think. The pureed stuff is for her. As you may have heard, Jennifer Aniston is rumored to be on the baby food diet by order of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson (who also works with Gwyneth ‘Gooptastic’ Paltrow.) Folks [...]
I’m no fan of Gwyneth Paltrow, but even I found this Onion ‘news’ story about Gwyneth getting punched in the face to be a bit much. I mean, come on, people. Violence against women is never funny, unless it’s a fake Sarah Palin against Fake Tina Fey – okay, maybe a real wrestling match between [...]
We’re on record here as being (for the most part) Wes Anderson fans. Heck, the man made Gwyneth Paltrow tolerable – in The Royal Tenenbaums – and that’s a feat in itself. And Rushmore? Classic. Anyway. What would happen if Wes Anderson directed the next installment of the Spiderman series? This video is a vision [...]
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