Bad Housekeeping: Bad Moms Keep It REAL In The Hizzouse, Yo

By on November 3, 2010 6 Comments
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If you were ever to visit my neighborhood, I would love for you to drop by. I’d be thrilled to see you, and I would totally invite you onto my verandah, and I would fix us up a nice pot of coffee and we would sit outside and eat cupcakes – fresh from the bakery [...]

Bad Moms Do Laundry, Or Not

By on August 18, 2010 12 Comments
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I hate doing laundry. I’m actually really bad at it (read: indifferent) – and tend to hold off until that desperate moment between wearing dirty clothing and going commando at church. But no matter how hard I try to avoid it, I have to do it eventually, and I know it’s time when:

Multi-tasking! Not A Myth With The Baby Mop

By on June 7, 2010 1 Comment
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Babies are pretty lazy. I mean: yes, they are growing and discovering and learning and the like, and they are kind of cute if you’re in to that kind of thing (I am), but overall, what else do they actually do besides drink, poop, scream, and sleep all while someone else takes care of all [...]