Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
My Little Pony infiltrated our home about a year ago and while the actual pony toys seem innocuous enough, the cartoon version of these predominately pink pintos make me think I’d rather be watching Caillou. For the record, that sentiment means if I’m pining for that whiny bald-headed child, this children’s video offering must be [...]
It’s hard to believe that it took this long for someone to do it, considering these Kids First license plates have been around for at least a few years, but yeah, it took this long for someone to apply for this personalized license plate. At first it was accepted and then someone woke up at [...]
My 5-year-old daughter has developed a fascination with jokes. Like most children her age, her jokes are bad. Really bad. It’s not that her jokes aren’t funny – although they are not funny, not at all. It’s that her jokes aren’t jokes. “Mom! Mom!” she’ll say, already breathless with anticipation of her impending zinger. “Have [...]
I dare you to find a cuter video of the story of birth of Christ. First up you are never going to hear cuter accents than these New Zealand children who re-enact the story of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. That boy who plays the Angel Gabriel makes me sigh. Second, the scene where the donkey [...]
You just knew if there was a fake Werner Herzog video featuring fake Herzog reading a children’s classic — NAY — a children’s CHRISTMAS classic floating around the internet that The Bad Moms Club would find it. Behold! ‘Twas the night before the Christmas, a season ruled by all consuming desire. Desire for things or [...]
Last week was the Police / Rudolph mash-up that resulted in the awesomeness known as Rudolph you don’t need to turn out the red light. This week it’s what would have happened if doctors had ‘fixed’ Rudolph’s ‘disfiguring facial deformity’. Wow, when you put it that way, it doesn’t sound so much as special than [...]
Do you know how many times my 5-year old has made me watch the classic stop-animation movie Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer? DO YOU?!?!? I’m not sure either but it’s enough that I pretty much know it verbatim. To think, I once looked forward to this show when it came on TV as a child and [...]
Remember how last week Bad Mom Shauna Glenn explained how safe sex should also include a sex safe? You know, so the relatives, in-laws, and kids don’t find out more about your bedroom habits than they need to know? Which for the record should be ‘none’.
We love cupcakes at the Bad Moms Club because the average mom — bad or otherwise — loves cupcakes, as do most offspring. In fact here at the club we’ve posted about cupcakes that are calorie free and last forever, cupcakes filled with whiskey, and we’ve even examined the best way to eat a cupcake [...]
If you’re a parent, you’ve probably had enough of other people’s pee and poop in your life to last you for a while. Like forever. But on the off chance that you haven’t and you feel like your household needs MOARRR pee and poop, I’ve got something very, VERY special for you! From the land [...]
If you are a mom there is no possible way that you will not enjoy the following cover of Queen’s famous classic Bohemian Rhapsody because, well, there is just no way. Unless, maybe, you hate Queen, but really, what are the odds of that? I’m pretty sure that everyone on the planet loves this song. [...]
Usually, when we talk about ‘bad dads’ around here, we’re talking about ‘bad dads’ in the same way that we talk about ‘bad moms’ – bad as in counter-traditionally good. But in this case, I’m talking about real bad dads who — if this iPhone app wasn’t actually fictional — would probably never physically see [...]
When I was seven years old I saw Star Wars in the theatre with my family. Well actually my family minus my mom because she was probably using that time to have a break from three active kids and I’d just like to say ‘I get it mom, I really do now’. *fist bump*. I [...]
Crafts: an indispensable parenting tool used by many to keep children occupied, focused, and sometimes even quiet for stretches of invaluable time. And often that ‘many’ includes parents who might be classified as, um, kind of on the outside the normal parenting types, like radical anarchists, beatniks, Celine Deon fans, and die-hard metal heads. The [...]
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