The Return Of The Bratz Doll? No Thank You.

By on July 28, 2010 2 Comments
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So did you hear that the Bratz Dolls might be returning to store shelves sometime in the near future? Did you hear the screaming, Clarice? Because that’s the noise I emitted when I read that those trampy dolls might be making their way back into my daughter’s life. Nooooooooooooooooo…

This Is The Way Feminism Ends, Not With A Bang But A Nip-Tasselled Onesie

By on June 7, 2010 3 Comments
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So, you know how we were just asking whether or not our hair might be killing feminism? Which, you know, is a ridiculous question, because of course hair can’t kill feminism, unless it’s Kate Gosselin’s hair, in which case, it maybe could, but still. Anyway, the question is irrelevant. Hair isn’t going to be the [...]