Bad Moms Know That Perspective Is Everything.

By on March 14, 2011 Leave a Comment
Before And After

Hard is really a relative thing, isn’t it? We’ve all been sick for a couple of weeks. We picked up a bug somewhere and it drifted from me to the kid to the husband and then back to me again, which someone out there says is impossible but I dare you to come over here [...]

Where Babies Come From (Cyborg Edition)

By on September 28, 2010 6 Comments
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I’m just going to warn you right up front: if you are at all uncomfortable with the idea of robotic lady parts simulating a live birth, you are not going to like this video. Maybe I should put this another way: unless you find robotic lady parts and simulations of live births really, really interesting, [...]

Parenting in the 21st Century: When Your Kid Is Big In Japan

By on July 29, 2010 5 Comments
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Imagine posting pics of your infant son and then discovering, ten years later, that he’s become an internet sensation in Japan – as a meme! That’s exactly what happened to Allen S. Rout, and he only found out when he decided to Google himself. After scrolling through 18 pages of results, he recognized his name [...]

For Crying Out Loud, There’s A Festival For This?

By on May 11, 2010 Leave a Comment

The Sensoji (should that be Sensory Overload?) Temple in Tokyo, Japan holds an annual festival dedicated to encouraging babies to cry, cry, and cry some more.

The World Needs More Babies, People. Japan SAYS SO.

By on March 27, 2010 Leave a Comment
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Oh, the ChildFree people are going to love this, which is to say, they are going to hate it, because they are humorless, and because they hate babies. Who will love it: anyone who understands that anything that is called ‘Love Jet Spray’ and is hawked by an aging Japanese inventor is hysterically funny, and [...]