Hannah Montana Ruined A Lot More Than Kids’ TV

By on February 15, 2011 2 Comments
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I really want to snark on this. I really do. It’s so full of snark-opportunity. Billy Ray Cyrus says Hannah Montana Ruined Everyone’s Life! Achy-Breaky-Heart-Mullet-Guy! Trainwreck-bong-smoking-media-moron-daughter! Most-annoying-television-character-in-the-world! You-did-this-to-yourself-idiot! Christ, it’s fish in a barrel!

A Message From Canada To The World Regarding Justin Beiber

By on April 23, 2010 5 Comments
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Attention Lovers Of Justin Beiber, Haters Of Justin Beiber, Sundry People Of Earth, And Also America: Canada has a message for you regarding Justin Beiber. Please see attached. Regards, Canada. .

Bad Moms Love Babies Who Hate Hannah Montana

By on March 22, 2010 Leave a Comment
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My four year old loves Hannah Montana, although she’s neither heard any of her songs nor seen her perform. She did, when we were at DisneyWorld the other week and the hotel room only played the Disney Channel, see the Hannah Montana television show, but Hannah Montana did not make an appearance on the episodes [...]

Bad Moms Know A Bad Thing When They Hear It

By on March 2, 2010 13 Comments
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I’m not afraid to admit that I used to consider myself one of the world’s biggest Poison fans, and that, for a long time, I found the band’s frontman, Bret Michaels, quite desirable. But sometime late last decade (which, not so coincidentally, is when Rock of Love made its big debut) I stopped seeing Bret [...]

Bad Moms Wanna Know: Should Our Girls Shake Their Groove Thangs… Like THIS?

By on December 16, 2009 9 Comments

The other week I went on the record as saying that I didn't think that it was such a big deal for little girls to shake their groove thang. I'd like to take that back now, please.