Get out of my bedroom, Erica Jong. You’ll wake the baby.

By on July 12, 2011 33 Comments
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I hate it when writers take what could have been an interesting topic and worthwhile discussion and turn it into a rant against something they apparently know nothing about. In her article, Is Sex Passé?, second wave feminist Erica Jong says sex has become boring because younger women are “obsessed with motherhood and monogamy” (…and [...]

The ROI Of Your Mom

By on May 9, 2011 Leave a Comment
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I should have had this up before Mother’s Day, I know, but I guess that just says something about my ROI as a blogger. Thank god I’ve still got my motherhood to fall back on. I have to say, I’m a bit surprised that ‘years of ass-wiping and potty-training’ = ‘turning you into a functional, [...]

Bad Moms Have Babies Whenever Is Right For Us, Thank You Very Much

By on November 30, 2010 6 Comments
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Dear Old Male Fertility Doctors Who Keep Telling Us We’re Waiting Too Long To Have Babies: Please Shut Up. I’m 40. And as long as I can remember, women have been told that our eggs run out eventually. It’s the first thing you’re taught in Family Living in grade 7.  I do not know any [...]

Bad Moms Embrace Mom Hair

By on November 21, 2010 10 Comments
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There are many ways in which motherhood changes a person. Many of these things are physical, like the squashy belly and the saggy boobs and – heaven forbid – the Mom Hair. It’s a fate we all succumb to, sooner or later. With a toddler nipping at my ankles, I just don’t have time for [...]

Bad Moms Like Mompetition’s Why I Can’t Make Mom Friends

By on October 19, 2010 Leave a Comment

I can’t say anything more about this other than: EXACTLY!

Bad Moms Wear Fire-Retardant Panties

By on October 5, 2010 4 Comments
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WHY is it so hard to make new friends when you’re a mom? Have you lived this scenario? You’re standing at the school pick-up area, waiting for your little one, while one by one the parents show up. Instead of congregating together, chatting about the weather, Colin Firth’s hotness or other random things, everyone stands [...]

From The Basement: First Love

By on July 28, 2010 Leave a Comment
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Posted by Anonymous. I tried to dial the number to the clinic, phone in my hand, frozen by the burden of choice. It’s for the best, my friend told me. We can’t do this, we’re not ready. This from the father, though my mind shied away from words like father and baby. Did I know [...]

This Week In Science: You’re Older Than You Think

By on April 16, 2010 Leave a Comment
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My takeaway from the study cited in this story, which states that ‘older mothers’ – women who give birth after the age of twenty-six (TWENTY-SIX. I got married when I was twenty-six. Kids started coming eight years later) – tend to earn higher incomes? I am really effing old. Thanks, science! * * *

Bad Moms To Hit The Big Screen

By on April 1, 2010 8 Comments
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So, hey! There’s going to be a Bad Moms Club movie! Because, seriously, it was inevitable, right? Uma Thurman is going to star, and Jennifer Lopez is in talks as well. Avril Poisson, Uma’s publicist, said that Uma is looking to distance herself from her last movie, Motherhood, which performed poorly at the box office. [...]