Bad Moms Teach Kids Dirty Jokes

By on December 28, 2010 1 Comment
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My 5-year-old daughter has developed a fascination with jokes. Like most children her age, her jokes are bad.  Really bad. It’s not that her jokes aren’t funny – although they are not funny, not at all.  It’s that her jokes aren’t jokes. “Mom! Mom!” she’ll say, already breathless with anticipation of her impending zinger. “Have [...]

Ten Things That Bad Moms Know

By on August 25, 2010 12 Comments

Things I know for sure: 1. If you have unprotected sex, you will get pregnant. All four times. 2. If you ask your husband to take the trash cans to the curb, he will do it, but not on your schedule — on his. And that’s usually after the trash men have already passed your [...]