Because someone, somewhere, thinks that your parenting sucks. Might as well celebrate it.
Honestly, I felt guilty laughing at some of the signs posted below, but in all seriousness, how annoying is it when people leave their children unattended in a store or coffee shop? I’m not saying yay for hover-parenting! because that can also be annoying but there is a difference between letting a child go free-range [...]
Or, at least, she says she’s not the one represented in the press. The Nadya Suleman who appeared on Oprah this week said that Octomom is the ‘complete antithesis‘ of who she is ‘as a person and who I represent‘. But to tell you the truth, after watching these clips of the show, I’m not [...]
Facebook sure has been causing a lot of family drama of late. One would expect that many parents keep an eye on their kids’ Facebook pages, even if it is in a limited keep-one-eye-on-FarmVille kind of surveillance.* Heck, I expect that whatever the Facebook 2020 equivalent looks like for my by-then teenage daughter, it will [...]
Next time you stop by to read the updates on your child’s Facebook profile (if you even have access)* check on their farm. No seriously, check it. If it looks a little too bountiful in FarmVille, go through your credit card bill next. *(Ed. note: if they even have a Facebook profile. Seriously. Shouldn’t they [...]
When I read that Kate Gosselin’s new TLC show focuses on Kate parenting other people’s children the screaming in my head wouldn’t stop. (The only other voice I can hear in my head is that of Hannibal Lector asking me ‘Well, Katie – have the lambs, I mean children, stopped screaming?’ and the answer is [...]
AGAIN WITH THE BACON! Last week we featured research that finally supports the fact – the FACT! – that bacon makes babies brainier, and before that we shared the interesting and now proven-by-science claim that more than 40% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex. And now we’re here to tell you that this whole UP [...]
When Ahmad Rollins called his grade five teacher a jackass, his mom did not let it slide. She made sure he apologized and let the whole world know how sorry he felt. Okay, maybe not the whole world but at least his neighborhood, which in the fifth grade pretty much is the whole world, and [...]
Words that I never thought I'd hear come out of my mouth: I'm, like, totally bummed that I didn't watch The Tyra Show this past Monday. Because, really: it was an episode called Soccer Mom Stoners. Yeah that's right: Soccer Mom Stoners. First, Tyra, I applaud you for tackling this controversial topic, and second, my [...]
…"them," presumably, being her Mom, Dad, Nann(ies), or whoever else would have attempted to make Suri Cruise wear something to cover up her pins on a recent outing in chilly Boston. Because I'm 99.7% certain that someone at some stage probably tried to make Suri dress properly for the elements. But that means jackshit to [...]
Toronto October 13 - 15
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