Happy Groundhog Day! Free The Groundhogs!

By on February 2, 2010 6 Comments

I don't know about you, but I think that Groundhog Day is a little exploitative. I mean, did the groundhogs ask to be weather forecasters? Do they get paid? Are there benefits? I'm sure they'd appreciate a good dental plan. This shit is oppressive, people. Where's PETA on the issues that really matter? There's an [...]

Kids These Days: A Tale Of Two Crosses

By on December 22, 2009 14 Comments

So you all heard the story last week, the one about the boy who drew a picture of himself on a crucifix – after being asked to draw a picture about Christmas, which, you know: the birth of Christ, the guy on the cross – and then his school went apeshit and sent him home [...]