Bad Moms’ Guide To Raising a Socialist

By on May 31, 2011 12 Comments
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If you thought you had to take your kids to political rallies and demonstrations to turn them into good socialists, you’re dead wrong. All you have to do is park them in front of the television. “I like Jack Layton,” he said pointing at the big orange signs we passed on the way to school [...]

Toddlers And Television: Supressing The Gag Reflex

By on March 14, 2011 12 Comments
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My mother hates Polka Dot Door. Always has; always will. A mainstay of my – and so many, many other children’s – childhood drove my mother absolutely crazy. And although memories of Marigold, Humpty, Dumpty and Bear are happy and cozy to me now, my mother, apparently, had to leave the room while those same [...]

Supernanny Quits; My Favorite Source Of Parental Reassurance Disappears.

By on November 8, 2010 2 Comments
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Jo Frost, aka The Supernanny, has decided enough of her time has been spent nanny-bombing desperate parents in a quest to spread peaceful solutions for parenting issues and has decided to end her reality show this season. You know, the show where she literally moves in with some worn down to the last parenting nub [...]

Caillou Makes Me Stabby

By on September 2, 2010 36 Comments
Caillou

Caillou. Caillou. Ugh. Just saying his name makes me want to spit. Caillou is pretty much my number one kiddie-related entertainment nemesis and not just because he’s a whiny little turd whose voice makes me want to stab myself in the ears. OK, that’s not true. It is his whiny little voice that makes detest [...]

PBS Kids Fangirl FTW!

By on June 8, 2010 Leave a Comment
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When the marvelous blogger Karen Waldron of Chookooloonks called herself a ‘fangirl of PBS Kids‘ in the following video, I yelled out ‘ME TOO!‘ Like Karen, I have many fond childhood memories of PBS. Back in my day, PBS was one of the few channels that provided children’s programming during the weekdays and there were [...]

The Week In Pop: What You Missed At MamaPop If You Weren’t Paying Attention LIKE WE TOLD YOU

By on June 4, 2010 Leave a Comment
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What, you didn’t go read everything that we told you to read? SHEESH. Here’s what you missed: 1.) Deep thoughts and important questions: can watching TV promote family bonding? Can it? Can you, personally, sit down in front of Barney and not only not stab yourself in the ears with pencils but also take that [...]

From The MamaPop Files: Watching TV With Your Kids Creates Deep Familial Bonds If You Have The Proper Components

By on June 3, 2010 Leave a Comment
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Whoa, dudes. Deep thoughts and important questions over at MamaPop today. Can watching TV promote family bonding? Can you, personally, sit down in front of Barney and not only not stab yourself in the ears with pencils but also take that opportunity to forge a meaningful connection with your child? Yes? No? Only German remixes [...]

Jon and Kate Gosselin: Stuck In The Middle With You x 8

By on April 29, 2010 Leave a Comment
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Nothing like a little Stealers Wheel to start the day, eh? Well, that’s what the judge in the Gosselin custody hearing thinks Jon and Kate need to keep the plus eight happy. He has ordered the infamous parents to do a parenting class called ‘Children in the Middle‘. Not together, though, because obviously the judge [...]

Kate Gosselin: Coming To A Home Near You (Hide Your Children)

By on April 9, 2010 9 Comments

When I read that Kate Gosselin’s new TLC show focuses on Kate parenting other people’s children the screaming in my head wouldn’t stop. (The only other voice I can hear in my head is that of Hannibal Lector asking me ‘Well, Katie – have the lambs, I mean children, stopped screaming?’ and the answer is [...]

Bad Moms Love Bad 80s PSAs: Huxtable Hilarity

By on March 31, 2010 1 Comment
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I love having the occasional non-drug-related 80s flashback. This most recent one involves one of the most endearing sitcom family members from the past, Mr. Theo Huxtable. Oh Theo, teach me about stranger danger please?