Hevisaurus: Not Your (Bad) Mom’s Heavy Metal

By on April 13, 2010 3 Comments
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As someone who has been drenched in blood in the front row of a Gwar show – no lie – I’ve often wondered when would be the appropriate age to introduce my daughter to the noble traditions of the mosh pit and stage diving. Okay, full truth: I’ve never actually wondered that but now that [...]

Bad Moms Love Bad iPad Jokes

By on January 27, 2010 4 Comments

So, you know how we all thought that we were being so original an hour or so ago, making all those feminine hygiene jokes on Twitter about the newly unveiled iPad? We were too late:

Baby Einstein, Baby Shmeinstein: Crazy Roller Baby Videos Are Good For My Kid, And For Me.

By on January 20, 2010 4 Comments

The girl is home sick today. And when I say 'sick,' I mean, 'possibly contagious and so unable to mingle with her peers but well enough to run around the house and wreak havoc upon everything including my work day.' Which is to say, not sick enough to sit still long enough for me to [...]