Bad Moms Approve As Long As It Prefers KiX Over Kids [video]

By on January 16, 2012 Leave a Comment
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The following post is dedicated to all the parents who have ever felt guilty about a parenting decision that other parents may have judged or frowned upon. For all of us who have been in that position, deep down you knew that decision was the right one and completely necessary in conquering the quest to [...]

The Vader Who Stole Christmas

By on November 29, 2011 Leave a Comment
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This Bad Mom is loving this Star Wars Suess mashup because my little Star Wars fan — who incidentally loves to play Darth Vader’s theme whenever she feels like life is not treating her the way it should be and she needs that extra injection of little evil emperor in her life — has been requesting this non-stop since we [...]

Bad Moms Like NSFK Dora the Explorer

By on October 24, 2011 1 Comment
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In this very special episode of Dora the Explorer, Dora is all grown up, Boots has seen better days, and Swiper is armed and dangerous. Oh wait, so it Dora.   This is totally not safe for the kids to watch but it sure is entertaining for the adults who have endured la totura especial [...]

Bad Little Monsters Say Yes To Gaga GooGoo

By on August 3, 2011 1 Comment
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How many times have you been trolling the racks at Baby Gap and said under your breath “Screw all these cute little pink dresses, I wish Lady Gaga would design baby clothing. She’d create the kind of baby clothing my daughter needs. Gaga would make baby clothing that screams ‘Outta my way establishment, I WAS [...]

Bad Moms Love Werner Herzog’s Madeline

By on July 27, 2011 1 Comment
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OK, so I know this isn’t really Werner Herzog reading Madeline, the children’s classic from my own childhood, but I think Herzog would readily agree to narrating the tale of an young girls living at a Parisian boarding school because of the series’ classic closing line: ‘That’s all there is; there isn’t any more.’ That [...]

Because Sesame Street Is Always A Sure Shot

By on July 20, 2011 1 Comment
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Sesame Street. I was raised on it, I will always love it, and as far as I’m concerned, it can do no wrong. What? Come on now, well made children’s programming never hurt anyone and we all know that moderation and moderation are the keys, yo. Anyway. I’m all grown up now so I prefer [...]

Baby Get Your Glee On!

By on June 23, 2011 Leave a Comment

I’m tempted to say that this kid is the cutest kid ever caught on video, but given that I have a special bias about this kid and also this kid (groovin’ to Katy Perry, y’all), I’m going to have to resist that temptation. Still. This little guy’s a contender, for sure.

Bad Mom Video: My Little Inception

By on April 6, 2011 Leave a Comment
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My Little Pony infiltrated our home about a year ago and while the actual pony toys seem innocuous enough, the cartoon version of these predominately pink pintos make me think I’d rather be watching Caillou. For the record, that sentiment means if I’m pining for that whiny bald-headed child, this children’s video offering must be [...]

Bad Moms Know You Don’t Need Toys To Entertain A Baby

By on March 18, 2011 Leave a Comment
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This video is a proof that you don’t need toys to entertain your baby. All you need is a nose or any other noise-emitting body part and we all have at least two or three of those, right? Face it, bodily functions are hilarious, especially the ones you can do on demand (armpit farts anyone?) [...]

Tom Hanks Makes Toddlers & Tiaras Tolerable

By on March 11, 2011 1 Comment
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Full disclosure: I watch Toddlers & Tiaras. I watch it like it’s my own personal train wreck happening smack dab in the middle of my living room. Honestly most of the parents on that show make me feel so much better about my own parenting mishaps because nothing I have done in the past five [...]

Seven Totally Awesome And Non-Exhausting Things To Do On Family Day

By on February 18, 2011 2 Comments
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Hey, you guys! It’s FAMILY DAY this coming Monday! (Or, if you’re one of our American readers, President’s Day!) Are you, like, totally excited to have a day off with your kids, or totally stressed at the prospect of figuring out what to do with your kids, or a little bit of both? I’m both. [...]

Lady Gaga Loves Little Girls Who Are Born This Way (Born To ROCK!)

By on February 17, 2011 2 Comments

Okay, I am just going to DORK OUT here and say that I think that this story is awesome. Little girl does Lady Gaga cover; Lady Gaga discovers little girl’s Lady Gaga cover; Lady Gaga promotes and says epic things like SHE IS THE FUTURE and holy hell, WIN. Here’s the video that got La [...]

When Dreams Collide: Toy Story 3 Meets Inception

By on February 10, 2011 Leave a Comment
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Did you love Toy Story 3? Did you love Inception? Ever wondered what would happen if the two collided into one surrealtastic trailer of awesome? TODAY IS YOUR DAY. I kept waiting for a Fisher Price whirly top to appear on screen and fall over mid-spin, thereby revealing, for once and for all, the true [...]

Elderbad: Bad Grands Can Dance

By on January 28, 2011 Leave a Comment

Okay, so this has nothing to do with kids or parenting or motherhood or any of our usual stuff, but still. I had ot post it because, seriously? The only thing cuter than little kids dancing? Is old people dancing.

Christmas + Kids + Puppies = Heart Melting Moments

By on December 27, 2010 Leave a Comment
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This video montage of children receiving a long wished for puppy at Christmas makes my grinch-like heart of coal melt into a big puddle of awwwwwwwwwww.