This Just In: Toddlers Are Better At Technology Than You

By on April 7, 2010 3 Comments
jibby iphone

This is noteworthy? Really? That a two and a half year old can work an iPad? Have these people not seen a baby with an iPhone or iTouch? An iPad is like the super-sized, Pat The Bunny board book version of an iPhone. It’s huge. Of course a toddler can use it. A toddler could [...]

Bad Dad Fail: Boy’s Beyonce Dreams, Bashed

By on March 31, 2010 6 Comments
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I saw the video below, and I wanted to say this to the dad: “Way to go, DAD. Way to crush your son’s dream of growing up to be Beyonce. Now he’ll probably never get ANYONE to put a ring on it.” Wait… that doesn’t sound quite right. Just watch the video and prepare to [...]

Carry On, Wayward Bad Mom

By on March 22, 2010 Leave a Comment
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If The Bad Moms Club had a party — to which, of course, we would invite you all — I’d make damn sure this kid would be hired to play. Why? Because she is awesome. I don’t think there is is anyone else that could simultaneously rock a feather boa and ‘Carry On, Wayward Son’ [...]

Baby Einstein, Baby Shmeinstein: Crazy Roller Baby Videos Are Good For My Kid, And For Me.

By on January 20, 2010 4 Comments

The girl is home sick today. And when I say 'sick,' I mean, 'possibly contagious and so unable to mingle with her peers but well enough to run around the house and wreak havoc upon everything including my work day.' Which is to say, not sick enough to sit still long enough for me to [...]

Man Vs Toddler, For The Win

By on November 26, 2009 Leave a Comment

Instead of the traditional touch-football game today, how about some friendly toddler-baiting?